The Anti-Aircraft Stick

"This is the story about how I killed 700 people with a stick: I was over whelmed...it was the Vietnam-again. NVA comin' from every side, the little short midgets, looked like Charlie had finally gotten the best of me. But then, I remembered sumpin', every time I saw ma' dear old mama, she gave me a stick of dynamite and told me not to only kill one person with it. But seein how there was about 700 of the NVA chargin me, I don't think that'd be a problem. Just then, an airplane was flyin' overhead-a big one. So, I wrapped the stick of dynamite around your everyday stick and then I threw it as hard as I could, it hit the airplane an exploded -KABOOM!-the airplane came wooshin' down right on topa' Charlie and killed every 700 one of them little midgets! And that is how I killed 700 people with a stick!"