Gambi the Pirate

                                                     GAMBI THE PIRATE
                                                   A story by the blog author





                                                          CHAPTER 1
                                                        A BRAVE DAY



     THE WIND WAS VERY BITTER ON THE LARGE PIRATE’S FACE, HE BELLOWED OUT, “WHICH ONE OF YOU SEA RATS GOT THE TREASURE MAP?!”
    HIS CREW LOOKED AROUND AT ONE ANOTHER IN COMPLETE STUPIDITY. THE LARGE PIRATE SCOWLED, THEN HE LOOKED UP FROM HIS CREW WHO WERE STILL LOOKING AT ONE ANOTHER AND SAW A SHIP IN THE DISTANCE.
   A YOUNG PIRATE WALKED UP TO THE LARGE PIRATE, WHO WAS THE CAPTAIN OF THE RUGGED CREW, “WELL CAP’N ARE WE GOING TO GET ‘EM? SAID THE YOUNG PIRATE. {AND NOW READER, OUR HERO, TO SAY THE LEAST }
   “AYE, GAMBI” SAID THE CAPTAIN, “THE CREW AND I, BUT NOT YOU.”
“BUT CAP’N, WHY NOT!? I DEMAND YOU GIVE A REASON IF YOU CAN!” EXCLAIMED GAMBI.
    GAMBI WAS OF THE AGE OF 15 AND QUITE A NUISANCE TO THE CAPTAIN.
“BECAUSE GAMBI, YOU CANT FIGHT, YOU CANT SHOOT, AND YOU CANT SWING A SWORD IF YOUR LIFE DEPENDED ON IT.” THE CAPTAIN SAID.
   “SO, WE ALL HAVE TO START SOME WHERE.” GAMBI REPLIED.
 THEN, A TALL SCANDINAVIAN MAN WALKED TO THE SCENE. “WHAT SEEMS TO BE THE PROBLEM?” HE ASKED.
“AH BRUTUS-”
   “WHAT SEEMS TO BE THE PROBLEM” HE SAID AGAIN. 
“OH, THE LAD WANTS TO GO WITH US TO RAID THAT THERE SHIP IN THE DISTANCE. BUT I AIN’T GOING TO LET HIM!” THE CAPTAIN BOASTED.
   “WELL THEN, I’D HAVE TO SAY YOU’RE A DARNED FOOL, FOR IF I WAS A CAPTAIN I’D TAKE ANY ONE WHO COULD HOLD A WEAPON”.
    “ARE YOU THE CAPTAIN? NO YOU AREN’T.”
“I HATE TO INTERRUPT, BUT THERE GETTING AWAY “ SAID GAMBI .
     AT THIS THE TWO MEN LOOKED FOR THE SHIP, AND DID INDEED SEE THAT THE SHIP WAS SAILING AWAY. SO THE CAPTAIN YELLED, “AFTER THEM!”
   -TO GO BACK AND COMMENT ON BRUTUS’ COMMENT, “IF I WAS A CAPTAIN” HE- BRUTUS- WAS MORE FIT THAN THE CURRENT CAPTAIN FOR HE WAS A GOOD PIRATE. AND THE CURRENT CAPTAIN’S IDEA OF A GOOD PIRATE WAS A SAID “MAN” WHO COULD TAKE A DOUBLOON FROM AN OLD LADY’S PURSE, AND IF CALLED OUT BY THE ELDER, HE HITS HER AND RUNS. SPEAKING OF OLD LADY’S, BACK TO THE STORY.
  “WHO DO YOU THINK THEY ARE?” SAID GAMBI.
“OLD WOMEN, SEE THE FLAG IT’S THE NATIONAL SEWING COMMITTEE. THERE DEFENSELESS, HA HA!.”
   THE TWO SHIPS WERE SIDE BY SIDE AND OF ALL THE THINGS TO HAPPEN, A YELL WENT UP, “FIRE!” FROM THE OLD WOMEN. THE CANONS WERE SHOOTING YARN BALLS! THE CAPTAIN WAS HIT IN THE HEAD.
   “WELL SIR, DO WE FALL BACK?” SOME OF THE MEN SAID.
THE CAPTAIN SCOWLED AT THE THOUGHT,“NO!” HE YELLED.
  (AS YOU CAN TELL, IF YOU HAVE BRAINS, THE CAPTAIN IS A YELLER.) THE PIRATES JUMPED ON THE OTHER SHIP AND THE BATTLE ENSUDE. -End Chapter 1