Prologue

I can't believe it, I've lived for so many years I can't even remember where to start...
Let's see here, oh, I know! Let's start with that pipsqueak, who landed a stone in ma' forehead then cut ma' head off with ma' own sword! I think his name was David!
And everyone called me...Goliath. Just to give you an edge on how far back I go...