Thursday, December 2, 2010

Who Won and Who Lost?

"World War 2...ah yes, I remember it well...one of the Japanese little weirdos had finally caught me, he was gonna' kill me. 'Wait!' I urged, 'Us Americans have this stupid little game we play sometimes, it called Russian Roulette.' I told him, 'The way it goes is we each take this revolver that has one bullet, and hold it to our heads and pray that the bullet doesn't come out.
If you win, you get to kill me, if I win, I get to kill you.' But the thing was is since he wasn't too smart, he didn't know that if I lost, I'd already be dead! So, back to the story, I put the gun to my head, and pulled the trigger, the thing was I forgot to pray, so the bullet came out and the gun was right to my head! So, I died, darnit! And then, the weirdest thing happened, the little Japanese guy was so mad that he didn't get to kill me that he used CPR on me and brought me back to life! So I had jumped to my feet and said, 'Thank you! but the catch is buddy boy I'm a sore loser!' and picked up the gun and-KABLOOEY!-and he was dead! If you're saying amongst yourselves right now, 'I thought the gun only had one bullet in it?' well you were wrong, I forgot to take all the bullets outa it. Also if you're saying 'Who won and who lost?' well, your guess is as good as mine!"

2 comments:

  1. Ha ha! I didn't know you had it in ya. Great stories!

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  2. They aren't stories ya' know they're as true as the day is long!

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